Tuesday, 12 July 2011

The End

WARNING : The cheese factor in this article might cause severe side effects, including not wanting to read another thing i write, ever again.To those who feel that this scenario might come true, stay away!

Ever since I woke up one morning 4 years ago and dashed to the then Crossword on JM Road, to get my hands on the last book, I sort of knew that it was coming down to this. It's Friday. Unless you've been living the Amish way ( I'm sure young Ezekiel or Jeremiah or whoever, still know too), you know what I'm talking about. The end of the Boy Who Lived. And with it, the fading away of the last vestiges of a childhood that, in many ways, I'm desperately trying to hold on to.

I grew up with Harry Potter. And so did most of my generation ( I'm saying most, because I do, incredibly, know people who haven't read a book yet!). India caught on late as usual to the Potter craze, and so it was for me. It's funny that the first Potter book I read was "The Goblet of Fire". It had, probably, just come out; and Dad got a copy on his way back from the States ( Yes, this does make me look "old"). I had already graduated the Chronicles of Narnia, and though I didn't get the Christian subtext then; at the age of 12, that was probably it for me as far as fantasy went. ( Enid Blyton was for "kids" and I hadn't gotten down to Tolkien then). To say I was hooked was an understatement, and after finishing the book in 4 days flat, I had found my own Narnia. Someplace I could relate to. It was funny that I started with the Fourth, because when I got down to reading "Azkaban", it seemed weird how Sirius was suddenly a bad guy!

I was soon done with the rest in no time, and considering they had announced the 1st movie, that was the next thing on the agenda. But, those were still the days when movies reached India 6 months late. Fortunately, we were in Singapore that time, and finding out that our cab driver was a fan too, I pestered him to help, till he got us tickets. A first week viewing means I'm probably the 1st of my group to have seen it, and it's something that I wouldn't mind boasting about.

The books ahead were "mega-events". It helped that there was a big gap between "Goblet of Fire" and "Order of the Phoenix", by which time India was submerged under a Potter deluge. Each new book was met with long lines/fans camping - scenes right out of the Star Wars lines. Every book made me like the series more. Its remarkable that the cliffhangers at the ends of the books made sense, and continued to have the same impact till the next one was released.No "jumping the shark" here. And then, there was the 7th. This time, I was part of the line. I camped out, couldn't sleep the night before. The book was a weird experience. Every page that led me through the story also got me to the End. It's funny how you want to get it over with and yet, never have it end.

I feel the best part about the books, and why they appeal to such a wide demographic ( unlike, some "pale" imitations, hem, hem!) is the attitude towards the protagonists and children as a whole.You always get a point through to kids when you talk to them at their level, without ever being condescending. The books addressed it's readers as persons in their own right, and not just "children". And because you literally grew up reading them, you stayed faithful.Personally, they remind me of how I was. The part of me that was a wide-eyed 12 year old boy before I descended to a self-deprecating cynic. A part of me I fear I can never get back.

Somehow, the loss of never getting to read another book was somewhat reduced by the fact that there were 3 movies to come.True, the movies aren't a shade on the books. Perhaps, it's because there hasn't been one director for all, that the movies seem disjointed and stop-start. Yet, you'll still sit through them because you love the books so much. You'll criticize them, savage them for ruining your favourite parts of the books ( I still hate you, Alfonso Cuaron), but you'll keep coming back to them. For the books.

And so it must end. Or does it,really? Does the fact that the last movie plays out in a theater before you're eyes mean that the magic of Harry Potter comes to a finality? I'm willing to bet a lot of you ( though you might not admit it) will read the books all over again. As JK said, and I know I'm transcending all boundaries of cheese, "anyone who wishes to come back, Hogwarts will still be there for you to come home to"

And so, this time, I' m gonna go watch the final movie. No comments. No critiques. 2 hours of letting myself go. 2 hours of letting myself experience every emotion the movie wants me to. 2 hours of reliving the best parts of me. Being a kid again. I owe it to the books. I owe it to "Jo".And I sure as hell owe it to the 12 year old I left behind!

Wednesday, 6 July 2011

Card Capers

We had guests over today, and among the usual reminiscing, Dad brought up the topic of playing cards and how theirs was a generation brought up on playing cards. That set me off and to be honest, we (i.e. my generation) - even calling us that makes me feel too damn old, aren't too far behind. Looking at it now, and especially at a few of my younger cousins who haven't played cards yet!, we are, in all likelihood, one of the last generations to extract such a tremendous amount of fun from 52 pieces of cardboard( Jokers not included!)
Whoever invented playing cards must be feted till Kingdom come. Honestly, it's hard to imagine something which costs so little( I still don't know the cost, considering most of the decks have been off planes/gifts/etc.), keeping so many people entertained for so long. I was never a Monopoly guy. Hated the damn thing. And with Carrom, considering my legendary motor skills, the less said the better. And anyone who knows me can account for the fact that I'm a woeful cricket player, and probably worse at Football. So, not really leaving me much choice, cards were my "true calling".
So, whether it was starting out with the basics - "Bhikar-Savkar" and moving on to "Paach-Teen-Don" and "Saat-Aath", cards had me hooked. Mum moved me on to more involving games like " Jhabbu" and " Badaam Saat", and the rest is history!
Rummy was brilliant, and one of the best games for two. Of course, it's also the keyword of a very dirty joke that I told my parents ( of all people) - don't quite remember what happened afterwords, it's still a blur. I'm bad at Rummy and still haven't managed to beat Mum straight. So, I convert best-of 3 into best-of-5 and so on, but still lose every time.
Challenge is a game of lying through your teeth, and not surprisingly, another one I'm bad at. Whatever you do,never sit in the seat after Anuja's. I have, and at best, it's a mauling. I've tried many-a-time, to sneak cards through but get caught. I'm a better poker player, though, which is funny. But then, after countless times of being the "gadhav", I can't figure it out..
"Not at home" remains a game for sleepless nights. An endless game,if there ever was one, one mention and out come the pillows/books/any other items of interest to hide the "jodis" in.Now, I'm a bit biased against it because the sheer mental effort it takes to try and get all the pairs.Most people give up before the end, but it's still worth the effort to see all your relatives put on "game faces" desperately tring to convince you that they have that last "jodi". When it comes to scratching at pillows and shorts and what not, I'm sure you get the picture.
The the eternal crowd favourites - "Laddice(I'm not sure how we spell it) and "Mhendikot". I remember four of us cousins getting together at another Sis' wedding. We must've been 13 at the eldest. 4 straight days cooped up in a room with some 100+ games of Laddice(guess that's what I'm calling it), who knows "kiti laadu chadle". That was the life!
Bridge is something I've never learnt to play. Dad refused to teach me, saying it was way too addictive. And "304" I've forgotten,not having played it since Std.9.
And then, there's "Judgement".If there ever was a game designed to test your skill as a player of cards, it's "Judgement". Deliciously tricky, as the number of cards dealt keeps reducing, its all the tougher to keep your bets. And though winning might be fantastic, there's no pleasure matching that of getting beat, but then screwing up everyone else's game.I recently had the pleasure of 4 straight hours of Judgement at Solapur, and I must say, the rust wore of pretty soon!
So, here's to everyone who's ever played cards and had fun. Lets keep it going,guys. We've got a true tradition to uphold.



P.S. : Anyone who's interested in a massive cards-filled Sunday anytime soon ( hint -July end) please feel free to let me know. I'll make sure it happens. The more the better!

Saturday, 2 July 2011

10 songs

Starting off, I'll be a good boy and accept that the post is heavily "inspired" by one of Ranajeet Soman's. However, this being "for the greater good", I hopes that he accepts my post as just an "inspiration". After all, I do hope to make this a monthly feature. And what is Music, if not shared?
So, here's presenting 10 songs currently stuck on repeat in my head...if you've heard them before, cool, if you haven't, then I do hope you find something you like...

1.) Call Me the Breeze - Lynyrd Skynyrd
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASxaSpGJmic
Here's the live version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SuBozi_Hp0
Lynyrd Skynyrd probably is right up there on the list of great artists who died too soon. Before the airplane crash that devastated the band, they were magnificent examples of Southern Rock, with crazy 7 min long guitar solos. This one is far lesser known than , say, "Sweet Home Alabama" or "Freebird" but tops my personal list. An awesome riff to start off, Ronnie Van Zant's southern drawl, followed by an awesome solo. What tops is,though, the frenzied/maniacal piano solo, that honestly, blows your mind! Billy Powell, u epic God!!

2.) Blue Sky - The Allman Brothers Band
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEC5s3nzVzo
The Allman brothers were the pioneers of southern rock. This is an absolute gem. Smooth progression into a brilliant solo. This song reminds me of a perfect day and a long drive through the countryside. I dare you to listen to this song and not smile.Trust me.

3.) Love You To - The Beatles
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MF90rX43VpE
Something I found very funny and ridiculously annoying was a few of my friends dismissing the Beatles as "another pop band". I mean, Come-effing-on. The early days got them the success which gave them the freedom to experiment.And experiment they did. Every album post-66 is a musical masterpiece. This one, from Revolver, is one of the first attempts at using their Indian classical influences. As a tribute to George Harrison, this lesser known tune holds a very special place for me...

4.) Tum Pukar Lo - Hemant Kumar. Film - Khamoshi
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQGMIFnIlWw
I've been listening to a LOT of old Hindi songs lately, helped in no small part by a show airing on B4U music at 9 pm everyday. The 50s and 60s were arguably the best period in Hindi film music.This song is a personal favourit. Hemant da's haunting voice sets the tone perfectly. If you haven't seen the movie, do watch it for Waheeda Rehman. The first movie I remember crying after.

5.) Waqt Ne Kiya - Geeta Dutt. Film - Kagaz ke Phool.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXZR57XQ7yI
Again, seems like an obvious choice. I'm trying to put together a Guru Dutt collection. And offers to help will be greatly appreciated. The lyrical genius of Kaifi Azmi shines through. Sample this, " Jaayenge kahaan, sujhata nahi, Chal pade magar, raasta nahi, kya talaash hai, kuch parta nahi, Bun rahe he dil, khwab dum-ba-dum".And that voice!

6.)Hallelujah - Jeff Buckley
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8AWFf7EAc4
Like this version much better than the original Leonard Cohen one. Lyrically, magnificent. What gets me is that the Cohen description about the song. He says that different versions convey different meanings/emotions to the same words just based on the style of singing. Check out the different versions and you'll get what he means.

7.)Tarun Aahe Ratra Ajuni - Asha Bhosale

Probably my favourite Marathi song. A brilliant testament to Asha Bhosale's extraordinary musical talent. The range of her voice on this song is incredible.But what's more significant to me is the meaning. Quite possibly a "bold" song even in today's times, the fact that it puts the Woman first is great. Its her desire to be loved and the disappointment at the lack of fulfillment by a lover which strikes me the most.And Suresh Bhat deals with sex in a brilliant way,never letting the song ever sound dirty. I haven't got the original song on video clip but have it at home. Everybody's free to take a listen.

8.)Run - Collective Soul.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPvQY9LMnZ4
Eternally grateful to Sahil Sapre for introducing me to Collective soul. This is , in my opinion, their best song. To experience it fully, just as he said. close your eyes, and let the song take you away!

9.) Trains - Porcupine Tree.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIM5M6FmnmY
Quite simply, breathtaking! Another one of those songs that'll take you on a journey if you let it. Haunting and exhilarating in equal measure, this is one song that always tops my recommendation list. Porcupine Tree keep reinventing themsleves, this one's no different!

10.)Lightning Crashes - Live.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsJ4O-nSveg
Link to the live version : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oc80X4ecnjw
Easily the best song with the word "placenta" in it. As the band said, its not so much about dying and being born as it is about falling and rising. But then, to think of it, aren't they the same thing? Ed Kowalczyk ( had to google his spelling) is terrific vocally.

So, that's it for the month. Let me know what you think. And recommendations are always welcome!